Well, during the summer, in order to learn more about bushcraft/survival skills and put anything I’d learned into practice, I decided to go on a Woodsmoke course. I can happily say it was one of the best weeks of my life. I went up to the Lake District apprehensive and nervous, I came back happy, dirty, smelly, smoky and having learnt a lot. I cannot recommend it enough if you want to learn some bushcraft skills, meet some like-minded or just appreciate the ability to be in the woods mucking around and appreciating nature. It was very laid back, and Steve, one of the instructors, also commented that he hoped one of the reasons we might be here was the ability to camp in the woods, when this is restricted in the vast majority of England now, if you don’t own the land.
I did the Junior Woodlander course, which was for 13-17 year olds. I was picked up from the station by the instructors and we headed off to the pub where everyone else was meeting. The instructor who was driving us was really friendly and got everyone (about twelve of us) chatting, and there was a great atmosphere even at this early stage. Once we had driven as close as we could to the woods where we would live for the next 6 days, we shouldered our rucksacks and set out along the track, with some obligatory banter about Ray Mears and the one and only Bear Grylls (don’t get me started). I quickly made friends with the older element of the group – I was one of only two 17 year olds, and then there was a 16 and 15 year old pair or friends who had come together. We made friends really quickly, and it felt like we had known each other for years. Somehow during the course of the week we became known as ‘The Four Twats’ for our ceaseless banter and close camaraderie. I continue to object firmly to the label. There were also some younger ones – some 12 year olds who had snuck on cheekily and then some more withdrawn older ones. One of us ‘four twats’ had been on the course before (she was the only other girl except me, but we never noticed), and apparently the average age had been much older than this time, so it must vary quite strongly.
Back on the point, we were shown around camp – the trench loo which was about a mile away from the main camp, which was a parachute suspended over from a tree under and around which we did a lot of our learning. On the other side we were led to an area where we could set up our tents, which we did (with varying degrees of success) and then headed to the parachute for the classic dish – soup with crisps (a festival in the closest town had just ended and there was no bread left in any of the shops!). While eating our meal we introduced ourselves vaguely, and then chatted until people started drifting off to bed.
The site we were staying at was beautiful – on a private estate in the middle of the woods. Apparently there are two sites, and the use is varied according to time and conditions etc. The other site was used the year before for this course, which had a lake and canoes: it was a shame we weren’t at this site as I would have loved to try out the canoes, but I certainly had no complaints about where we were.
The next morning started bright and early: we all got up (at varying times – there were some who got up at 6 just to enjoy the solitude) and had breakfast. I was surprised at the quality of breakfast actually – I really enjoyed it! For the very thorough of you, I shall tell you the breakfast options – there were Crunchy nut cornflakes, another oaty sort of cereal with raisins, a choice of powdered milk or normal milk, and tins of fruit salad. I didn’t realise there was normal milk and had a sort of crunchy-nut-oat-powdered-milk-mix which was really good actually – water was ladled from the cauldron over the fire and it was warm and really good.
After breakfast we began our bushcraft lessons. We started out being given a tool kit: inside was our own knife: a Frosts Mora, a Laplander saw, a crook knife, a whistle and a firesteel. We began with knife safety lessons (although did not prevent some of the younger ones gaining hundreds of minor cuts throughout the week! – the instructors were very sympathetic and patient, however, and always took the necessary precautions once someone had cut themselves.). Then, we moved on to knife technique, and made a candle holder, and a butter knife with our new found skills, which was very satisfying!
Lunch was a standard fare of baguettes and as many topics as you could fill in it – delicious!
After lunch we had our first fire session: we were split into groups and went around different mini stalls with the 3 different instructors learning about different sorts of fire – chemical, friction, solar and erm.. some others. If I tell you all of it it’ll give away all the fun anyway! We then were given a demonstration of the fire bow, something which we were all keen to try out. We went on a hunt to find materials, and once that was done prepared the kits and started drilling in pairs. I am proud to announce my pair gained fire first, although not on that day. Each day began in the morning with an hour’s fire drilling practice, which was not without coughing and spluttering once the smoke starts appearing – success is not without its price.. But the sense of achievement was fantastic. The instructors were very attentive and helped sort out any problems.
After supper we relaxed in front of nature’s tv – the fire, and had long discussions with the instructors about bushcraft and Jeremy Clarkson. Life doesn’t get much better! Thus ended our first day of the Woodlander course – I’ll post more later – it seems this review might be quite long – my apologies..
- Sylvan